diff --git a/scripts/commands.wren b/scripts/commands.wren index 1b6744c..c90bfde 100644 --- a/scripts/commands.wren +++ b/scripts/commands.wren @@ -1,13 +1,38 @@ import "random" for Random class Commands { + + // give a random biblical sounding quote static god(){ var random = Random.new() - var list = ["may his shepherd guide you", "jesus loves you", "i was sent hear by god to build his 7th temple"] + var list = [ + "may his shepherd guide you", + "jesus loves you", + "i was sent hear by god to build his 7th temple", + "for he is our light in the darkness", + "he is our father and we his children" + ] return random.sample(list) } + + // devine wisdom static pray(){ return "The Lord guides my words today so they speak lovingly and with kindness." } + // gives a terry davis quote + static terry(){ + var random = Random.new() + var list = [ + "fucking CIA monkeys", + "i dont trust that fish", + "i am the smartest programmer ever lived", + "let me explain this to you, i have a motercycle", + "i like elephants and god likes elephants", + "shut up bird" + ] + return random.sample(list) + + } + }