import "random" for Random class Commands { // give a random biblical sounding quote static god(){ var random = Random.new() var list = [ "may his shepherd guide you", "jesus loves you", "i was sent hear by god to build his 7th temple", "for he is our light in the darkness", "he is our father and we his children" ] return random.sample(list) } // devine wisdom static pray(){ return "The Lord guides my words today so they speak lovingly and with kindness." } // gives a terry davis quote static terry(){ var random = Random.new() var list = [ "fucking CIA monkeys", "i dont trust that fish", "i am the smartest programmer ever lived", "let me explain this to you, i have a motercycle", "i like elephants and god likes elephants", "shut up bird" ] return random.sample(list) } }