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import "random" for Random
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class Commands {
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// give a random biblical sounding quote
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static god(){
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var random = Random.new()
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var list = ["may his shepherd guide you", "jesus loves you", "i was sent hear by god to build his 7th temple"]
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var list = [
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"may his shepherd guide you",
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"jesus loves you",
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"i was sent hear by god to build his 7th temple",
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"for he is our light in the darkness",
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"he is our father and we his children"
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]
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return random.sample(list)
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}
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// devine wisdom
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static pray(){
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return "The Lord guides my words today so they speak lovingly and with kindness."
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}
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// gives a terry davis quote
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static terry(){
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var random = Random.new()
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var list = [
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"fucking CIA monkeys",
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"i dont trust that fish",
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"i am the smartest programmer ever lived",
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"let me explain this to you, i have a motercycle",
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"i like elephants and god likes elephants",
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"shut up bird"
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]
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return random.sample(list)
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}
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}
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